My name is Boat. Yes, Boat is an unusual name for a cat. But 14 years ago, when my "kid" J.D. was only 2 and had a limited vocabulary, I am lucky my name is not Potty. I have been accused of being a crabby tabby. Well, it's true. I am crabby, but I always say, if you do anything, do it well. I do crabby extremely well. Yes, I am rather plump. Do not bother to e-mail my mom and tell her you think I am too fat. She already knows this and has me on this ridiculous diet and a regimented exercise program. I cannot convince anyone that I am genetically engineered to carry this much weight and still be my beautiful self. I was rescued as a young kitten from a litter of wild kittens. It would seem obvious to me that humans should understand that I come from a long line of survivors. My ancestors were able to survive on a very limited amount of food. The fact that I eat a normal amount of food and store it up for another long spell is not my fault. It should be noted that each of my rescued brothers and sisters are as "fluffy" as I am. This is the kid. (Remember 14 years ago when the humans let him name me?) Anyway, he is a pretty good kid. (Except for the fact that he is responsible for Leo coming to live with us.) Anyway, it is a hard job keeping him in line. Which is why I have to constantly keep my strength up and need lots of food! I was not thrilled when my mom brought Leo home to live with us. I have been an only cat for a very long time. He tries to eat my food (it's not great, but it's the best I get) and he tries to use my litterbox. (My gosh, can't a lady have her privacy?) Every time I try to pick a fight with him, a strange rain of water appears from nowhere and I have to give up on fighting. (Not sure where this water is coming from, but my mom is always in the room and holding this sprayer bottle) But Leo did teach me something cool. I noticed that Leo is always laying on the window sill looking outside. I tried to do this but kept falling off as the idiot that built the window sill, made it way to small. As usual I have an answer to this that does not require dieting. (there is always an alternative to dieting) . . . . . . . SPEND MONEY!!!!! So I convinced my mom to buy something to "help" me sit on the window sill. I am a proud (& crabby) member of: GUESS WHAT!?! I have a best friend.(She wins the honor of being my best friend by default as I never had anyone say they were my friend before) Her name is Lucille (known as Kitty by her family) and she is waaaay cool! She is entered in a very neat contest (not like Leo's) so you need to go to her page so you can vote for her. There are also some great cat tips on her page(that is tips for the cats, not the humans). My mom says there is some great information for humans too, but I don't care about that. Lucille's Place Lucille's mom documented proof of us trying to help Leo and Zoie go on a nice vacation. Note: People of Mars--do not return! This is an award that was given to me (and not to Leo) by Dominoe Kittee and his mom Lynn. I do not have to share it with Leo and I am not going to. Which is why it is here on my page and not with the other awards. Mine! Mine! Mine! Do not touch MY award Leo! This RingSurf Cool Cats WebRing Net Ring is owned by Boat's Place. | Previous | Next | Next 5 Sites | Random Site | | List Sites | Join Cool Cats! |

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